Misinformed Dieter:
Eww I don't eat peanut butter it's so fattening and bad for you.
Fitblr:
Shut your mouth.
Fitblr:
Shut your filthy whore mouth.
Me:
Jesus Christ Superstar is closing soon.
Sister:
Maybe it'll be resurrected three days after.
(Source: exhausttt)
it’s gettin’ hot in here
so take your laptop off of your lap and put it on a flat surface, you don’t want that to overheat
(Source: hoggoblin)
